“Rope-A-Dope (Feat. Ali)” | printable short rhyming poem by NG Swett

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Shipping Label PDF Poem

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2024 Election Day tarot card reading

Some may or may not know, I’ve lately taken up reading tarot cards.

On a whim, I picked out a set in a small NYC shop years ago, and my husband gifted them to me.

So far, my experience with the deck has been nothing short of magical…

Full reading for special Election Day question of FREEDOM

DISPATCH | The Riot Act!

Nan’s online privacy lecture
but in song & dance

Click here to get my FREE 2-page PDF "Online Privacy Worksheet" download. Includes 1 blank online privacy worksheet with me cheering you on and 1 sample filled it out by me. 

NOTE: I’m not a privacy expert or a lawyer or anything like that. Only a seasoned, extremely online Gen-X creature of the world wide web and yes—a Mom!

ALSO: Take a minute to create your own online boundaries! Download the 2-page Online Privacy PDF here.

This Project Changed Me

To start, my Dispatch about online privacy was as pure as the driven snow. Many of us wonder at times what to share and what not to share online. It’s a worthy question, I think.

I’ll bet you haven’t taken a hot minute to jot down your own 16-box online privacy grid with YES on the left and NO on the right. Nobody does that.

I did.

(I typed it up for you, see above.)

Holding the paper, I said to myself, why not do a whole big Dispatch* based on this to share online? And that’s when I ran into trouble.

*A “Dispatch” is to YOU from me, Nan in the Outer Lands Archipelago.

This communique is part of a multi-media message across 4seasonshelf channels worldwide about random topics of interest.

It was the video piece of the package that almost killed me.

Such a proper little online privacy video I made! So many points to make. A lot of talking, but at least I put on a blue sequin top and some dangly earrings.

Talking to a video camera about online privacy—ugh! God! Someone else might have stopped right there.

The video suuuucked

Idling at my desk, thinking my sparkly privacy video lecture was just about done, a trusted advisor popped by my desk. I had the good sense to make them watch the video and tell me what they thought.

About 20 seconds into the full ten+ minutes, my trusted advisor made a face and said something like:

“How long is this?… So you’re gonna, like, lecture people on what to post?…”

I’m paraphrasing. No that may be verbatim. In their defense, they were quite ill. Well they popped by my desk.

Mind you, this video already took a lot outta me. But I knew that my perfectly honest pal was right. I knew it.

I’ll post it anyway, I thought while fetching the poor dear some aspirins. In the name of consistency and cringe first try videos, I’ll just post it anyway and be done with it.

Nope. Back to the drawing board.

Keep going

Do better, blah blah blah.

I went for a ride, took a hike, and jumped off a short pier. A day or two of peak summer R&R turned into most of August.

Oh yes. The algorithm—the machine—took its pound of flesh. It needs to be fed fresh content on a regular schedule. The beast always knows what time it is. My 4seasonshelf channels dried up around the globe.

The longer I held off on posting new stuff, the quieter things got.

The quieter things got, the less pressure I felt. I understood in a new way how cults keep lies going through constant contact.

Tough, but I’m tougher.

I kept at the assignment: the best Dispatch I can about online privacy in my own timeframe to release when ready.

Online privacy. Best quality. Own time. Ready.

But Why Though?

Would you believe a sense of civic duty?

Writing down my personal privacy rules on paper helped me, so maybe it would help you?

And… I needed to burn some fresh rubber on the digital superhighways. This is the subject at hand. Shake and bake, baby!

And I was desperate. Like everyone else in these streets. I mean, look at us! Shakin what our mamas gave us, running the publishing Olympics, believing the dream… so bold, so vulnerable, so visible.

Heck, to get a little attention, how many of us aren’t ready to run down the street naked, hollering our lungs out, waving down traffic?

Summer rebellion

Madness!

Friends, let us resist the algorithm, which is here to serve us. Let it do our dishes so we can amuse ourselves as film directors, poets and dancers.

To get those creative juices flowing, we need some air, am I right? Put the top down, baby. Be freeeeee. Crank those gears, turn the pistons!

That’s how I got an idea for how to make my online privacy video better:

> Read ‘em the RIOT ACT—in song and dance!

> Online Privacy: The Musical!

Dance! Dance is joy! Dance is rebellion. I wanted to share online privacy tips, yes, but I wanted to dance. In sequins. Like Taylor Swift. With music, lights and full copyrights! Where is my costume and set designer?

Brat

But until there’s a proper budget for that, there’s video editing tools, my smartphone and a tripod.

Luckily no one walked into the studio (living room) while I was taping dance moves in a tutu in front of the floor-to-ceiling curtains (drapes).

Kick-turn, spin, stomp, pirouette.

Was the skirt too short?

Actually shake my a**?

Where did I put that sequin top?

Red ankle boots?

Where’d I put that paper with the privacy rules?

Do you talk to yourself, too?

In what reality is this ok?

Could I ever hope to land a corporate job again?

That’s a wrap!

Our destination is just ahead.

After many, many, many hours of video editing, adding in dance moves, theater seats, old movie clips, game show elements, popcorn and the United States Marine Band—it’s a wrap!

Even if my musical sucks, it’s done. It may not “pop off.” Yet there it is, my summer rebellion in the flesh.

Old gals like me may have some miles, but I still run.

Onto the next thing, right? Wrong!

First, there needed to be some more major bumps, surprising and unexpected bumps, on the road. I can’t tell you about them here in the open due to online privacy rules I haven’t broken yet, but I may find a way to share a bit more with my email SHORTLIST subscribers.

Without further ado, here is my privacy lecture in song and dance. Please enjoy!

~ Nan

P.S. Download my free 2-page full color privacy grid pdf here. One page is a blank worksheet for you to fill out your own personal privacy grid. The other page I filled out mine FYI.

P.S.S. Never miss my dispatches by subscribing to my FREE email shortlist below the video.

Online Privacy: The Musical

Download my free 2-page full color privacy grid pdf here. One page is a blank worksheet for you to fill out your own personal privacy grid. The other page I filled out mine.

Escape artist | “Summer Waltz” by NG Swett | acrylic painting (& video)

“Summer Waltz” by NG Swett 2024 | 14x11” acrylic on canvas board

I herein reveal…

• what made me want to paint this scene

• what I was trying to express

• how I think it came out

• how I made the video (below)

• and more

Heat wave! It’s been so hot.

As much as one wants to go outside and enjoy the summer, IF it’s cooler inside, then one would like to stay inside.

By looking out the window at the beautiful summer day, one can feel FOMO — the fear of missing out. Summer is here, but it won’t be forever. Summer is the season to recreate, enjoy life, and take it easy. If not now, when??

What made me want to paint this scene

I spotted this lovely scene out the window and I thought I would set up my paints as if I were outside painting, only I would do it inside where it was cooler.

I saw a chance to play around with the indoor and outdoor scenes and have some fun with paints — and my smartphone!

The scene outside the window was so summery, breezy and lovely.

And the scene inside the window was also lovely. A bouquet of flowers that our daughter brought sat on the dining room table near the window. The striped curtains fall around the scene like theater curtains.

But there was also something not so lovely: the feeling of not really wanting to go out into the extreme summer heat, feeling a captive inside the house because of that. Of separation from nature. Of watching and waiting. The emptiness of the lounge chairs on the lawn and the chair at the table…

What I was trying to express

The process of painting the two scenes together in one painting — one a kind of outdoor plein air scene and another as a kind of indoor still life — showed me a few things:

• initially I felt fear and trepidation, which is visible in the video — doubt that I could make a good painting or a good video

• the sense of aliveness in the natural world I try to capture using a dabbed impressionist treatment

• gratitude and appreciation for a longtime home, a place near and dear to my heart and where my family lives, albeit a more staged and less changing indoor setting

• longing, yearning and meaning of empty chairs but also of possibilities

• challenged — demarking the window screen as the focal point, the exact place where indoor and outdoor meet; it picks up sunshine along its thin silvery grid lines

• defiance! The curtains lent themselves to a modernist, expressionist treatment — very satisfying! Like, I could make these curtains more exact or prettier, but I just did ‘em how I felt like doing them

• the lovely flowers, though challenging in their detail, came through best for me using some abstraction

How I think it came out

I mean, I like how the painting and the video came out. Works for me! I always think it’s a miracle when my painting ends up looking like anything at all, let alone forming a complete picture.

I really had fun with the digital and video tools, too.

Here is the video:

How I made the video

Here are some notes about how I made the video:

• I videotaped with my smartphone and a tripod

• I edited the video in Canva

• the waltz soundtracks are all from YouTube’s free audio library (for YouTube use only)

• the scenes of me inside the painting are done with the image of the painting overlaid with a video of me with the background removed

Exile: its meaning, purpose & tips

I know, it’s an odd topic but hear me out…

Why though?

It’s so simple.

I went to the beach, I found a nice spot to set down camp, and once I had a swim and settled in, I got a feeling of being alone and far, far away.

To capture the feeling and to practice taking wide video and being “on camera” I recorded the scene on my phone. I thought, maybe I could even use the video clips at one point.

With the beach footage in mind, and the feeling it gave, I researched the idea of exile. It’s a subject that’s come up in my own fiction and poetry writing. It’s an interesting subject. The more I found out, the more a video came together.

So this is how I used the beach footage:

Notes on the video

I used:

• smartphone for beach footage, no tripod or mic

• my “Blue Wave” 10x10” mini acrylic painting in lieu of the beach’s water view

• ChatGPT, Answer the Public, YouTube and Google search to shape and research the ideas of the video

• Canva to make the longer, wide version of the video itself as well as shorter vertical versions for social media, the thumbnail, and graphics

• Audio from YouTube’s free audio library, including surf sounds and thought-provoking background music

What I like and what I don’t like

I like that the video felt fresh to me in the sense of experiencing something and within a week putting it into a video and dispatching it out to the world. If people knew more about exile, maybe it would be easier to survive and thrive through it.

I don’t like that the video reveals the kind of subjects that I’m liable to go off on a riff about. I mean, who thinks about exile??

~ Your pal, Nan.